Texas Governor Greg Abbott announced on Tuesday that Texas businesses can open at full capacity without masks starting next week. Texans, Abbott explained, can be responsible for their own safety. Earlier on Tuesday, Mississippi Governor Tate Reeves in a Tweet announced that businesses in his state would also be allowed to operate at 100 percent capacity, starting tomorrow.

It is always a win for freedom when governments quit doing things. The government is going to quit mandating face daipers starting March 10th. People will be allowed to breathe air openly again and show their faces. You will be able to understand what people are saying without an obidience cloth in the way.

Travel and social restrictions have increased suicides. Child are ten times more liking to kill themselves than die from the pandemic. A famous president once said we can’t let the cure be worse than the disease.

“The overreaction to a a nothing burger has ended” one Mississippi resident said. “With any luck the pants shitter Liberals will continue to hide under their beds and there won’t be any lines for anything” said a Texas Minister.

‘Don’t blame me, I called J*** from day on,” said Lana Wallace a Dallas preschool teacher.