Buy Nikki Haley A Brain Campaign

 In savage world far way., a creature known only as the icky-nikki was  spawned by inbred gingers mating with the corpses of sewer rats. So  unsightly  the icky-nikki could not be cleaned or burned well enough so  it was sent into space, It crash landed in a landfill in 1972 to be  raised by swarms of maggots that it attracts.  Feeding off of evil to  give it strength the ikki was naturally drawn to government. Super Troll  level 9999 with his disdain for the UN and mockery of government  decided to make icky-nikki the UN ambassador. We cannot undo president  Troll’s trolling and so we are aiming instead to pay for brain surgery  and replacement for the icky. WHAT WE ARE DOING  A retarded hamster was donated from Sudan. It was found stuck in an  elephants butt, the rodent was recused and donated to Manwel’s “No  degree needed garage kinda-medical clínica” to preform the brain  transfer.  https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/buy-nikki-a-brain/x/3986066#/