"we were mistaken, Iran isn't building nukes, they are building an army of zarqawi clones from the DNA that travelled through the winds and landed inside the secret clone factories!!!"
They tried to do this last year saying he was "injured" and went to Iran... he was able to simultaneously set off that hotel bombing and assassinate an official from...Egypt? I can't remember. He's like the dread pirate roberts from the princess bride.
We have immigration and gay marriage making the rounds.
Expect the terror alerts to start popping up, now that it's election time, oh, and the economy will "look better then ever".
"vote for bush dead-enders or I'll bomb you buahahahah"
