I hate this giant heehaw toothed freak so much. the mother fucker grunts and smacks his lips all day long which you would not think is possible like even if you tried to do that you would get tired of it in under and hour even if you were being paid to do it, not this ass hole, its just what IT does. He yells at kids and gloats about it, he hs a permanent layer of snot in his mouth, and his teeth are so fucked up he looks more awkward than a pregnant nun on a stage, he is so ugly DU victims and burn feel sorry for him like without exaggeration you could not make a Halloween mask this gross. I dont know why it is alive or how, it is like a real zombie and smells like what you imagine a zombie smells like, only add rotten milk, black ash, adult diapers, more grime and two more buckets of ugly. I cant eat lunch everyday because its right across from me, today i went into the mens room which has no heating (and it is snowing) for lunch just to avoid having to hear him trying to eat. I dont think a gorilla could make as much of a mess or turn ameal into a marathon as much as this skeleton zombie feakazoid. He is so loud and when he shreaks through the cigarette slaughter banshee lungs, its a gurgle of snot and flem and horse old ought to be dead person voice with a nasal whistel that makes my fingers curl in search of a baseball bat or a 2 by 4 to golf club swing and upper cut of tom and jerry proportions into that porcupine toothed doof, that fugly nasty shit face. I dont think any blood is inside i think his veins are all dhiareah and pus. This is the most putrid worthless life form in the world. Please please die today. he has a coffee every hour and eats seeds and shit all day i cant tell when he is snacking or just being himself because it will slurp its own fucking drool and smack on that for a while its like he chews on his own fluids. And when people ignore him he just gets louder. He always says the most annoying and rude stupid shit too. He tried to make an AKY joke to this woman who was obviously not finding it funny and was very annoyed by it but he kept digging a hole. the bitch has bubbles in his nose. and could not be quiet for a whole minute to save his life.
ha ha ha captain shit face is pacing around looking for his mug.
