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Post by Ry » Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:17 am

1 In other news, Libya recognizes UK rioters as the official government of the UK.

2 Why doesn't Israel want to join as the 51st state? Because then they would only have 2 senators.

3 Anders Breivik is up for a Nobel Peace prize. He killed a few hundred thousand fewer people than prior winners like Obama or Kissinger, but he also wrote a book about it and he's just as hardcore Israel as past winners Obama and Kissinger.

4 The got Osama's body on ice, we been telling you that! :lol: What's funny about tha is it's not a joke, it was stated by Alex sensationalist bullshit Jones as a serious statement.

5 They're prepping the public for alien invasion. :lol: Also from Alex Jones.

6 NHK (state run media wing in Japan) announced today that there might be a problem in Fukushima. Apparently cows aren't supposed to glow in the dark.

7 Being trillions of dollars in debt with no plans on cutting spending or raising taxes but a perfectly clear plan to raise the debt ceiling and continue to accumulate more debt, apparently has nothing to do with causing a bad credit rating. No they actually blamed the credit rating agency for downgrading the US bonds from the best to the second best rating. Holy cart before Horse, I guess opening umbrellas also makes it rain.

8 Pam Geller HAHAHAHA you're so busted with your racist bullshit, you dumb bigot harpe, you open advocate of vigilante murder of enthic unwanteds. Try mouthing your way out of this one. I'll be waiting for the 6 million card to be toss out with your back against the wall.

9 What happened in the UK did they lose a Hockey game or something? Oh the police shot someone and then tried tom frame him. Americans must be thinking, "is that all" ours shoot seven year olds after raiding the wrong house and get put on paid leave.

10 Who has more Jesus Rick Perry or Michelle Bachman? That seems to be the race they are running.

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Re: Jokes

Post by Revolution » Wed Aug 10, 2011 6:55 pm

1 In other news, Libya recognizes UK rioters as the official government of the UK.

2 Why doesn't Israel want to join as the 51st state? Because then they would only have 2 senators.

3 Anders Breivik is up for a Nobel Peace prize.
:lol: :lol:

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