Man calls himself Jesus, urges followers to get tattoos

[Ry]

There is no anti-christ and 666 is the mark on MAN not and the mark of buying and selling.
What the fuck you would think these morons and that includes the news, would at least open a fucking Bible and read what it actually says.

Revelations 13:16 He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead, 17 so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name.

18 This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number. His number is 666.

Fucking retards don't even know their own dogma. Notice also it says on the right hand and forehead not the neck or ankle. Also it was done to free and slave. And it was supposed to happen long ago, the guys who poked Jesus in the ribs were supposed to still be alive as they cowered in front of the dragon/ram beast thing.

[Ry]

Actually the bible DOES say to eat poop.

EZ 4:12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.

So there you go.

[Punk In Drublic]

Actually the bible DOES say to eat poop.

EZ 4:12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.

So there you go.

Just to correct you, it tells you that you should use human feces as fuel for the fire to cook. I guess I'm going to hell, I don't think I'm going to try that, lol.

[Ry]

That's in the different place it also says to drink piss. It also has a man living inside a whales belly, a guy with magic hair, talking animals, oh and slavery, rape and genocide.

[The_Big_Lebowski]

Well this definitely explains all the McCain and Obama supporters...

like a lump of silly putty...the mind....so it was molded...so it shall be...

[Punk In Drublic]

That's in the different place it also says to drink piss. It also has a man living inside a whales belly, a guy with magic hair, talking animals, oh and slavery, rape and genocide.

..and don't forget zombies.